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July 3rd, 2008

ababa ababa

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Hikikomori (ひきこもり or 引き籠もり, lit. "pulling away, being confined", i.e. "acute social withdrawal")

Welcome to the N.H.K. )

Metropolis "can finally be understood"

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Pmetropolisartikel410Footage missing from Fritz Lang's 1927 classic Metropolis have been discovered in Buenos Aires.

Upon its initial release, according to Zeitmagazin, "the film flopped with critics and audiences alike. Representatives of the American firm Paramount considerably shortened and re-edited the film. They oversimplified the plot, even cutting key scenes. The original version could only be seen in Berlin until May 1927 – from then on it was considered to have been lost forever."

Now, will someone please find the missing reels of Greed?

HT: Don Brockway

Cue the music

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They're having a Twilight Zone Marathon on the SciFi Channel--ALL day today and through the night until 5am tomorrow morning.

Classic black and white episodes from its original run in the early 60's.

I've watched about five of them so far, and had to take a break. I was getting Twilight Zoned out.

the quick and the dead lucky

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chance rains down in little whims
attracting and repelling luck
like everything its relative
i hate a bad haircut says the whispy haired geezer
i'd love a bad haircut says the bald guy
i hate my stupid husband says the pretty wife
i'd love him thinks the plain old spinster
i hate broccoli says western brat
we will eat it say countless african children
i dont know who to envy
i cant read my luck anymore
i can decide if i'm lucky or not
i'm lucky to be alive
i'm lucky to be around still
i'm lucky i'm not crippled or misshapen
i'm lucky i can cope with this system
i'm lucky i grew up in a western land during times of peace
i'm lucky i grew up and was never persecuted or hunted
i'm lucky my parents were both good and kind to me
i'm lucky i was never abused or victimised
i'm lucky i squeezed a career out of something like music
i'm lucky i got to make records n tour the bloody world
im lucky to have a sweet wife and my own lovely children
i still got my mum
i got 2 brothers who are very nice
a pretty niece, 2 handsome nephews
enough friends to do me....im not that friendly really
i'd rather paint than sit n chat actually
the blokes in the church well theyre more than friends
and they are there for me and always have been...sorta
we all love/hate each other in varying degrees
people go in and out of favour
alliances formed
quarrels picked
things get resolved
me and tim
we hadda lotta arguments at the start
jesus we were going at it
he was right sometimes too
he used to prod us to continue to change and evolve
but in my lazy junky days
the last thing i wanted to do was to learn a new song
we were both unlucky to be in a band with an argumentative bastard
now we're lucky cos we've got a style
we've got a modus operandi
i walked into tims studio last may
i had 2 short songs and that was it
start up the tape machine i said (although there was none)
i started playing the bass
tch tch tch went the click track
william called down the radiotronic spirits
tim at the controls
then he plays drums
i play ac. guitar
i play e guitar
tim chucks some mellotron
i chuck on some singing
bang quick as that
first takes mostly
written on the spot
they all turned into songs
yesterday i came home and nk was excited
she'd been alone at home and she had just listened to painkiller
for the 1st time
of course she'd heard individual songs
but this is the mastered put to gether real thing
ooh its got a chunky bite size sound
polinski if youre reading these words
you did good my old son
you made it big
im lucky to know these guys
i am i am iam
now nk was dancing and bopping
she had even made notes that i wasnt allowed to read
she has promised to review it on here but we shall see
nelg and g nunn have unmastered copies
they will be surprised to hear the lovely veneer mastering puts on
i think i am gonna use the vegetalista as the cover
i was lucky someone bought it
now they will be lucky maybe
because as an album cover the painting might go up in value
its the best painting ive ever done so far so thats a good reason
its quite alive
its quite writhing and rubbing
im lucky i persevered at painting
im lucky people supported my burgeoning paintings
im lucky i had a place to start doing it
think of all the van goghs sitting before their easels right now
painting masterpieces no one will ever see
think of all the great guitarists and drummers no one will ever hear
the actors dancers playwrights sculptors who never make it
its a capricious world out there
being good isnt always enough
better to be lucky than good
better to be lucky than anything actually
hey everyone deluging me with emails about coldplay
good luck to em
if they can take any elements of the church n make money from em...
go for it....we couldnt do it...you may as well
no i aint heard it yet
i dont really care if it is or isnt
everythings fair game
i rip people off in every note i play
and they were copying someone else
what about the stones ridiculous southern accents
and their re appropriation of the blues
what about david bowies complete steal from anthony newley
and dylan too
theres no pure originality
its all mixed up
therefore
why worry?
youre lucky to be reading this at all!

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In less dramatic, more GETTING THINGS DONE move, I finally worked up a final edit of the essay/creative non-fiction piece that I was working on all semester for an independent study. I know I never get much of a response with written stuff on here, but I'll post a link to the PDF anyway, because hey, whatevs. It's about how I'm terrified of going blind.

http://topologyoftheimpossible.com/headland.pdf

It's 17 pages and kind of insane. For the record, I have gone to the eye doctor since I finished this piece, and I am no longer convinced I'm going blind.

Achwgha Ney Wodeï blelr blelr blelr

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Postcard_071 It must be strange for older record collectors ever since the internet massacred obscurity.  How many envelopes full of money have been sent to Corwood Industries since NPR featured Jandek (who has yet another concert coming up later this month in Colorado, by the way)?  The infamous Nurse With Wound list has become valuable primarily as a taste maker since most of the list is now available for free on various mp3 blogs.  Maybe I sound like I'm bemoaning this?  Definitely not.  I’m actually excited to announce the unearthing of another mega-obscurity.

Stalker Blog recently posted Achwgha Ney Wodei’s incredible and incredibly out of print Triptyque record, which you can download in full here, only a few days after posting this very informative article.  I first heard ANW on the Out Of Nowhere comp and was totally weirded out by their futuristic/primitive schizoid tribal chant Boule.

Achwgha Ney Wodei - Boule

Even before hearing ANW’s central work, Triptyque, I had already been blown away a second time by the band when Tony Coulter played half of 1984’s Autocassable, a cassette tape molded in plaster into a model sports car.  Both sides of the tape have now been played on WFMU – you can stream realaudio of side A here and side B (the tape begins about 20 minutes into the show) here.

Figures that ANW also has a video on the ceaselessly entertaining and mind-expanding RVP Transfert video comp, most of which is on youtube - ANW’s video for ‘Petit Paul’ is here.  There are still a few comp tracks out there I haven’t heard, but thanks to the internet and loose enforcement of copyright laws, I’m now pretty much versed in one of the more obscure corners of…well what corner does Achwgha Ney Wodei belong in anyway?  Now that the authoritative no-wave book is out, can someone more qualified than me get started on the authoritative dark-wave book?

Box Of Paperbacks: Space Opera

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The Box Of Paperbacks Book Club: Space Opera by Jack Vance (1965)(Not long ago, A.V. Club editor Keith Phipps...

Video Truffles: You Think You're a Man

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Remember Divine's cheesy dance floor songs recorded in the 80s? When I used to work at Wax Trax records back in Denver, I would spend hours by meyself manning the counter in the all vinyl store (ah, bygone days) and invariably I would find myself listening to one of our huge collection of Divine singles. They were irresistible, not just because they were mostly picture discs, but because I used to love dancing around the store shelving records to Divine's impressively hostile delivery. Never has the dance floor felt so fun and so frightening at the same time.

Speaking of Baltimore legends, here's a vintage local news clip about the Go-Go's drummer Gina Schock. Not only is she a Charm City native, but she got her start in music thanks another John Waters' favorite, Edith Massey. I never knew that Gina had such a beautiful Baltimore accent, nor that her parents were so lovably dorky. (via YouTube, where it was posted by the segment's original producer)

More musical video finds including Boney M, Rachel Sweet, Jean Claude Van Damme, and the International House of Pancakes after the jump.

Die Doraus und Die Marinas was the brainchild of 16 year old Andreas Dorau, who cranked out the truly lovable and loopy single "Fred Vom Jupiter", one of Mute records founder Daniel Miller's favorite records.

Speaking of New Wave, here's a big hit from the era whose official video wasn't that great, so this YouTube user made his own.

Talented teen singing star Rachel Sweet went on to host her own TV series "The Sweet Life" on the Comedy Channel in 1989. Here's a couple of samples from the show, and watch for a cameo from a now Comedy Central superstar whose humble beginings included being a writer on Rachel's show. I leave it up to you if Rachel is acutally funny, or if she just really cute and amicable.

Two nights in Bangkok: one by the original vocalist and Chess star Murray Head (brother of Anthony Stewart Head, aka Giles from Buffy the Vampire Slayer), the other by Canadian pop singer Robey (who gained more cult fame as co-star of the TV series Friday the 13th).

In the middle of 70s bikersploitation flick The Black Angels comes a lovely moment of folky widsdom, "Cigarettes", as sung by character actor Smokey Roberds (also a member of sunshine pop pioneers, The Parade).

Jean-Claude Van DANCE! Only a Kickboxer has these kind of smooth moves.

Musicians beware - you are about to be replaced by robots. Meet The Trons.

Euro-Disco legends Boney M's string of nonsense hits pettered out around the mid 80s, but not before they cranked out one classic music video, "Happy Song", featuring Bobby Farrel and The School Rebels.

WEWS TV had perhaps the swingingest promos of all, even in the news anchors didn't quite have same hip vibe. Via the incredible TV Ark on-line television museum, which will send you down a daylong black hole of vitange TV awesomeness. 

Lawrence Welk reefers to "One Toke Over the Line" as a modern spiritual. "Reefers"! Get it?

If you haven't seen comic genius Reggie Watts in action, get thee to his next show because his freestyle comedy beatbox skillz are a sight to behold. For instance, here he is performing "Fuck Shit Stack". Yeah, this dirty language is NSWF:

And finally, there's nothing like having a friend get naked and play with your organ.

Wasting Creeps

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Brnsnwaccd_2 Obviously, when not busy trying to take back the night, "Charles Bronson" sat around at home making some primitive, phased, cheapo punk, writing songs about all the creeps on the street ("Streets Without Creeps", "What Do You Do When Your Son Is a Creep"), all the greedheads that interfere with his work plans ("Paul Kersey Architect"), and how to blow all the said creeps off the street (yes, "Rocket Launcher"). Aquarius Records, carrying the disc, says on their site: "Definitely something you hear on WFMU at 3AM."
Bronson: "Punk Rock Creeps" (MP3)

Public Collectors

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Frontpageimage3Public Collectors, an archive project led by Chicago artist Marc Fischer, consists of informal agreements where collectors allow the contents of their collection to be published and permit those who are curious to directly experience the objects in person.

In addition to hosting collection inventories, Public Collectors also includes digital archives of out-of-print publications, relics of the pre-internet music underground and random ephemera such as a collection of "do not disturb" signs.

Some highlights of the digital archive include:

A self-published collection of stories and illustrations by Michael Gira that was only available on the Swans' 1997 tour.

A collection of children's graffiti from antique sources

Transcripts and audio documentation of conversations with a developmentally disabled man about music, split LPs and Super Nanny.

Issue #19 of French artist Bruno Richard's Elles Sont De Sortie- an insane, beautiful and obscene art magazine published in the early 80s with Pascal Doury. In addition to Richard's early work, Public Collectors also includes a show catalog from an exhibit curated by Marc Fischer that documented nine years of mail correspondence between Richard and Fischer.

All publications are provided as high quality PDFs suitable for printing. I did not provide the direct links because I want you to pretend like its old times and dig around a bit.

"Dancing for Joy"

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Dancing for Joy (aka Structure - rotated)

Another black and white conversion using Picasa2 software - originally a pink rose (Might be the Gertrude Jekyll rose), I think it works well, if not better, here.

Also used Picnik from Flickr to rotate the original image 90° to the right; then used fdsflickrtools to add the matte framing.

Ribbon cutting ceremony

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I now declare this
Mars Tokyo Etsy Shop
-- OPEN!

Preview of what's inside: )

“NORTHERN” ALBUM OF THE MONTH @ TOKAFI

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TOKAFI.COM has called the re-issue of “Northern” the Album of the Month and are featuring a very positive review on their home page for the next four weeks.

you can read it here.

“…There is also a degree of “realness” to this music which is striking. While there is a popular trend to disgress into mythical dimensions with albums mindtravelling as far as the poles and diverting into imaginary iceages, Deupree’s Winter vision is quite tangible. It is a music which describes its most immediate surroundings, tells of the stories the forrest mumbles in its sleep, unafraid of the mysteries of the night and fully aware of human fragility. It is music which doesn’t deny that there may be a fast-paced world out there somewhere, but instead chooses to stay on its mountain top, taking in the view, in awe of nature’s beauty. Others may be moving in step with the trends, but Taylor Deupree knows what he is doing. This may be the closest electronic music will ever get to folk music.”

I don't do bookplates, but I do have my own ex libris stamp

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The Brooklyn Museum (which has a neat photostream at Flickr) just posted a couple of sweet bookplates. The angel one above is my favorite.

radio hauntological 7/2

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despite three separate power outages due to the massive storm, twas a good show.

'I'd prefer not to'

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I am Bartleby the Scrivener.

"for entertainment they watch his body twist, behind his eyes he says, i still exist."

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some enterprising bungnut made off with ian curtis' headstone!

Tom Lawrence’s Irish Forest Field Recordings

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The latest podcast from the Touch label is a brilliantly detailed documentary recording by Tom Lawrence, who’s in the Humanities and Social Sciences department at Dublin City University. Titled “Donadea Forest,” after the Irish location where the sounds were recorded, it captures, in a languorous half hour, bird calls, breezes, and the rain amid the trees.

One especially appealing segment introduces more traditional musical elements into what is otherwise a collection of field recordings. This is accomplished by working in chimes at play in the forest. Also complicating that portion of the overall piece is the presence of traffic noise — it’s a smart moment, as humankind makes its presence heard simultaneously as tone and noise, as organized musical sound and unintended aural presence.

To assist in the listening process, Lawrence has helpfully provided a time-code guide to the work’s five constituent parts:

00:00-04:27 Castle Crow’s Cacophony (31st December 2007, 7.20am)
04:28-10:23 January Gales 9th January 2008 10.45pm (contains references to 9/11 forest monument and the avenue of trees, captured with contact mics)
10:24-14:48 Forest Rain 12th January 2008 1.15am (extensive flooding)
14:49-20:36 Forest Harmonics 8th March 2008 6.20-11.50am (sampled forest chimes, forestry felling, and the ‘carbon chorus’ [surrounding motorways]).
20:37-30:47 The Dawn Chorus (recorded on National Dawn Chorus Day 20th May 2008, 4.35am)

The set of recordings was made between December 2007 and May 2008, and was just released on Touch’s Touch Radio series. The entire piece is available for download: M4A. More information at touchradio.org.uk. And more on Lawrence at his website, tom-lawrence.net.

Cartoon: Closing in on Love.

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Achewood strip for Wednesday, July 2, 2008

peregrine

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Merriam-Webster's Word of the Day for July 03, 2008 is:

peregrine • \PAIR-uh-grin\  • adjective
: having a tendency to wander

Example sentence:
"Birders are peregrine by nature, typically traveling to distant destinations in pursuit of their hobby. . .." (James F. McCarty, Plain Dealer [Cleveland], June 1, 2006)

Did you know?
The current meaning of "peregrine" has wandered a bit from its earlier meanings. The word originally meant "foreign," as did its Latin predecessor "peregrinus." But even before "peregrine" appeared on its own in English, it was part of the name of that well-known bird of prey, the peregrine falcon. The bird's appellation derives from "falco peregrinus" -- literally, "pilgrim falcon" in Medieval Latin. Peregrine falcons typically nest in high places, such as on cliff ledges or, in modern times, city skyscrapers. Because of the nests' inaccessibility, medieval falconers who wanted young peregrine falcons to train had capture them on their first flights or migratory "pilgrimages." That practice led to a new sense of "peregrine" ("engaged in or traveling on a pilgrimage"), which was later broadened to "wandering."

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